The Lighthouse
Um, yeah. Bit arty, bit spooky, bit B&W, bit 35mm - and actually quite good at all of those until 2/3 of the way through.
Then for at least half an hour (but felt like twice that) it was unedifying bollocks, and if we hadn't been sat at the wrong end of a row I'd probably have walked out.
We watched it so you don't have to... or at any rate, sit on an aisle so you can leave after the seagull gets it.