Baggins is asleep on the bed (default position)
Alfie is behind me on my office chair, trying to push me off. He's slowly succeeding, as every tiny millimetre wiggle about by me, is instantly taken up by a hairy muscular mog. As I'm going downstairs for coffee in a min, as a break from editing abut 600 photos in Capture One Pro from last night, I suspect the chair will be unavailable when I get back.