Author Topic: Caption it #1802  (Read 1769 times)

slope

  • Inclined to distraction
    • Current pedalable joys
Caption it #1802
« on: 29 June, 2016, 07:58:51 pm »

Cudzoziemiec

  • Ride adventurously and stop for a brew.
Re: Caption it #1802
« Reply #1 on: 29 June, 2016, 08:19:19 pm »
Stage directions on the mudguard, script on the cross bar.
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

slope

  • Inclined to distraction
    • Current pedalable joys
Re: Caption it #1802
« Reply #2 on: 29 June, 2016, 08:42:11 pm »
I thought I had something momentous for you in my pocket Katharine . . . but will you, can you, forgive me? It's not there

Mr Larrington

  • A bit ov a lyv wyr by slof standirds
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Re: Caption it #1802
« Reply #3 on: 30 June, 2016, 01:41:43 am »
Say "three hundred and fifty million" once more, you overdressed wonk, and I'll jam the handlebars of this thing right up your ronson!
External Transparent Wall Inspection Operative & Mayor of Mortagne-au-Perche
Satisfying the Bloodlust of the Masses in Peacetime

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
Re: Caption it #1802
« Reply #4 on: 30 June, 2016, 08:15:24 am »
I'm sorry, my love. But after this, we'll always have parasites.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
Re: Caption it #1802
« Reply #5 on: 30 June, 2016, 09:08:54 am »
...and stop playing pocket billiards when I'm talking to you
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Caption it #1802
« Reply #6 on: 30 June, 2016, 09:14:04 am »
So, I've warmed your cross bar and worn your pants on my head. May I vote Remain now?
It is simpler than it looks.

sam

an affair to remember
« Reply #7 on: 23 July, 2016, 02:45:36 am »
Guess who's coming to dinner.

Don't tell me: Pat and Mike again? They're so boring, all they ever want to talk about is the state of the union.

Theirs or ours?

Funny man. But theirs does seem to be… without love.

He's definitely not the keeper of her flame.

Would you be? Do you know what he got her for Valentine's Day last year? A desk set. She was heartbroken. It was such a far cry from when they first got together and he took her to that resort, what was it called?

The Sea of Grass. I remember it because it was such an odd name.

As for dinner, I say we skip it and just go out ourselves. Maybe that new place, Adam's Ribs.

Kate, you're the woman of the year.

Key Grip: Can I have my bike back please? I've got an appointment with the devil director at 4 o'clock [rides it out through the stage door]