Marion, Jan and I were speculating about the children's diaries when they got back to school:-
"Yesterday I went on a bicycle ride with mummy and daddy and my brother and sister. Charlotte, Liz, Butterfly, Clarion, Teethgrinder, Wowbagger and Mrs Wowbagger all came along too. We had a competition, with a piece of cake as a prize, for whoever could ride up the hills the slowest."
"Miss, how do you spell fixie-chick?"