The girl ahead of me in the shop queueueue this morning. Tried to pay by card but the till wasn't having any. Shop assistant sez "sorry, our internet connection has gone down. We can only take cash". Girl fumbles in bag for a few minutes, looking for enough cash, which she hasn't got. Without another word she wanders over to the link cash machine in the corner. The cash machine which, y'know, talks to the bank over, like, the internet, innit.
After a few more of minutes she says "it's not working!"
and wanders out the door. The shop assistant pushed the girl's not-purchase to one side, cleared the till, and served a cash customer (me) in just a few seconds.
I was only ten minutes later than usual getting to work
Young woman with legs so skinny that both of them put together would make one of Chris Froome's arms: You are a feckin' div!