Don't think this quite qualifies for a rant, yet.
The cash machine in the village shop now wants 95p from me every time I want cash. Bastard banks. They closed our village branch, then the one in the nearest town, and now I'd have to go maybe 20 miles to get my cash from my bank.
I have 2 other options though - the Co-Op and the village shop has a PO counter - so it's not worthy of a rant. Yet.....
Bastard banks. You've had my money since I was a student, 45 years ago. You've used my money to make money for yourselves and to pay big bonuses to braces-wearing Tim Nice-but-Dim muppets in the 80s. Now, when I want my cash, you want to fleece me again. F**k off NatWest.
And I don't care who actually provides the cash machine. It's my sodding money, you lot are all in it together. We have bugger-all options in rural areas. So there.
Do I feel better for that? Not really.