I've decided, I really don't get adverts anymore. Nine times out of ten I have no idea what I'm supposed to buy
Andrij. I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT
Quote from: ElyDave on 24 June, 2016, 10:51:13 pmI've decided, I really don't get adverts anymore. Nine times out of ten I have no idea what I'm supposed to buyMore bicycles, and/or bicycle paraphernalia.HTH
Dear [Local School]If you are trumpeting your excellence by advertising on the whole back cover of the Council magazine, don't you think you could phrase '46% of all exams sat got an A* or A' [sic] more eloquently?
Has anyone else noticed how the weather has gone to ratshit since we Brexited?
Kim, you are very bad!
The bike's still dirty, but you have nice clean Fenwicks?
Well I've just taken my bike outside, sprayed it with Fenwicks cleaner (which supposedly is edible – no, I'm not going to try) and guess what...
Michel Bussi, or possibly translator Sam Taylor: ammunition with a calibre of 38 mm will not fit in any revolver known to SCIENCE. Do yore prep.
^^^Following Brexit, the British Standards Institute decides to devalue the millimetre.
Quote from: T42 on 30 June, 2016, 08:20:25 am^^^Following Brexit, the British Standards Institute decides to devalue the millimetre.Butbutbut, M Bussi is one of those damned Frenchies, who invented the beastly things in the first place. And as a university professor and author of a shedload of crime novels I'd expect him to know the difference between something you can carry in your coat pocket and a light anti-aircraft gun. I therefore point the finger of blame at the translator, who is probably one of those other-worldly humanities graduates who can't boil an egg without a 128-page multi-lingual manual, or a UKIP voter.