This morning as I sat at the lights in the advanced box, I began to hear some sort of bollox coming from a vehicle sat at the front of the queue. Not the one directly behind me, but the one in the outside lane.
Lots of stuff about “Where’s Wally”
Huh? That’s a bit odd. I’m not wearing a stripy jumper or even a woolly hat.
I studiously ignore it and don’t even bother looking round. Then it progresses to stuff about moustaches and eventually moves to “gis a goo on yer boik”
It gets stuck on “gis a goo on yer boik” which is repeated ad nausium until I finally turn round and snap “Don’t be so bloody Stupid”
It’s at that point that I realise that the noise had been coming from a mini bus transporting a group what seemed to be young people with learning difficulties.
The main protagonist, who was hanging out of the front passenger window, grumpily replied “Oi’m not stoopid, Oi’m cleva
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I felt awful.