Woking cuntcil strikes again. I wish they would go on strike, services would improve immeasurably.
Tonight after leaving the farce I returned to retrieve my means of transport from Export House. Only to find the shopping centre which one must pass through at the moment* in lockdown. I understand why precautions were taken given the all purpose cuntishness of football supporters in general but Woking cuntcil need to think things through. We have a service level agreement that states 24 hour access. We don't get that, Peacocks is alway locked at midnight, frequently at 23:00. Tonight as I left I checked with the guard, 23:00 or maybe 22:00 for lockup. Getting there at 21:30 finding the place sealed I was unimpressed. But what really got on my tits was that they did not have a soul in sight to let passholders in, the guards had all fucked off to McDonalds or something. Sure, lock the doors. Turn the pissheads away. But have a plan to provide the service to which YOU agreed.
*Due to all other entrances being demolished to make way for a redevelopment that is a) extraordinarily expensive to the Woking cuntcil tax payer and b) very good looking indeed on a cuntcil planners CV. The only entrance left is through the shopping centre.