Ah, the magic that is the Commendatore scene in Don Giovanni. Translating from da Ponte's libretto:
Statue: Listen up, I'm here to seal your doom, you philandering scrote
Leporello: We are sooo fucked (hides)
Don Giovanni: You don't scare me. I am the ultimate alpha male.
Statue: This is your last chance to repent, scumbag, before you go to the fires of hell
Don Giovanni: Piss off, you old fart
Statue: Please yourself (disappears).
Don Giovanni: Ah, bugger, he wan't shitting me.
Demon chorus: Yummy!
(fin)