Oh go on - we look forward to his pronouncements.
Oh, OK.
Here's the latest one, which I put on ACF briefly, then yanked as I realized it might make people think (the internet being the way it is....) that I was some sort of weirdo...I'm not, it's just what he said...
Anders: "Dad, I love you to infinity and beyond!"
Scott: "I love you, too, buddy."
A: "Is that how far you love me?"
S: "Yes it is!"
A: <pauses to think> "What if somebody else got inside my skeleton who was my same size?"
S: <is confused; then pauses to find way to avoid "would you love somebody else better?" conversation> "Uhh...well...how would they do that?"
A: <pause; light goes on> brightly: "They'd come up through the bottom!"