Miss Ham ( I really need to mind an alternative moniker for her now) had just left us and was walking away with the smallest member of Clan Ham (at 9 months) in a push chair, when I went out and called her back for summat, she turned but failed to put the brake on the chair.
In the Shockingly Bad News category, the chair starts towards the kerb and reaches it before either of us could, tips over in such a way the the child within hits the ground with their head.
In the Wonderfully Good News category, baby had a soft landing and was entirely unharmed. She face planted into a big pile of fresh horse poo.