Attack the block
What's Ron's weed room?
It's a big room! Full of weed. And it's Ron's.
It smells like a shit did a shit.
No idea. Not a bloody clue. Maybe there was a party at the zoo, and a monkey fucked a fish.
Even if it is an alien invasion, they're four foot high, blind and got kicked to death by a bunch of kids. We got nothing to worry about.
Well, 'ere, lads, you've discovered a species hitherto unknown to science, quite possibly non-terrestrial in origin, and you kicked its fuckin' head in!
This is too much madness to explain in one text!
What kind of alien, out of all the places in the whole wide world, would invade some shitty council estate in south London?
One that's lookin' for a fight!
Believe me, I'd go out there myself if I wasn't so profoundly stoned.