Bought some lovely heavy bread from the lovely heavy bread shop in Newcastle Emlyn. Only trouble is, its a bugger to toast.
My method was, put in toaster, wander off to do other morning type stuff. Come back to kitchen and push toast down again for a second cook.
Unbeknown to me, this morning Mrs B employed the probably much more Sensible strategy of turning the toaster up to 'Nuke it from space' setting. So when I returned from the bathroom, I just pushed the toast down again and wandered of to find out where I'd put my coffee down.
Rush around opening door and windows and much flapping of tea towels at alarm. That was much too exciting for that time of the morning.