I don't know if I've mentioned this before but I pretend to be a brother of mine who doesn't exist. Said brother is of independent means, travels the world and lives in hotels (therefore has no landline, broadband, energy account etc, doesn't need a loan, credit card or mortgage and has people to drive him everywhere so doesn't need car insurance either). Said brother is just looking after my house while I'm away on business for an undetermined length of time. Always works.