I was running late this morning, because John Frum bring firewater blong Scotland last night. Hence I found myself listening to In Our Time, with Belvin Barg. This is an intelligent programme, with intelligent guests. I know this because Dr Larrington has been an intelligent guest on it more than once. Today they were talking about random and pseudo-random numbers, so the intelligent guests were all clever mathemagicians. In spite of which, two of the three intelligent guests continually referred to the rolling of "a dice".
(Sings, to the tune of If I Were A Rich Man)
Stabby stabby knifecrime
La la la la la la la
All day long it's stabby stabby time
If I were a stabby man
(Waits for audience applause, not a sausage)