1) Animal, vegetable or mineral? Mostly the last two.
2) Is it grey? Yes
3) Is it dull? Yes
4) Are there dancing girls with pompoms and glorious smiles? No
5) Is it Wolverhampton? No.
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6) Does it stand in splendour dominating its countryside? No
7) Does it sit brooding, like an over fed, scabby sharpei, scaring little children and causing fits in pensioners? Yes
It's Didcot, isn't it! Yes.