Not a question, just an anecdote.
On Sunday I met a group of six riders at the end of one of the gravel sections of the Foss Way near Malmesbury, standing around waiting for someone or something, with Carradices and so on. "Are you doing an audax?" I asked. "No audaxing for us today," one of them replied. "Okay, you just looked a bit audaxy." "Why's that?" asks rider one. Before I have to think of an answer, number two jumps in: "It's the Carradices!" "No," says number three, "it's the plain jerseys." "What it really is," finishes number four, "is we just look weird."