Which moron parent thought an unlimited texts/unlimited orange-orange calls contract was a good idea for No2Daughter.
3 texts and 2 calls on the way to work.
Child, I love you dearly, but when I'm riding my bike, and you know I'm riding my bike, it's actually a pain to stop and answer your calls/ texts. I work on the principle that calls are urgent, so have to stop.
Of course the pringles and randoms were for you- I told you that last night when you said thank you for getting you fancy lunch for your trip.
And yes, it's nice to know you love me, but can it wait till I've got to work? Please? Please?