My trousers don't fit. None of them. The size#lardy ones are faaaaar too big round the waist (like, falling embarrassingly down while walking, too big) and the size#slightlylesslardy are too tight around my Hoy-thighs. The size#normal ones are still too small.
In contrast, my boobs are lolling around a little bit lost in all my bras. Except the ones they sprout out of giving me that super-attractive 4-boob look. Or the mono-boob sports bras.
Anyone got a burqa? Size#slightlylesslardy?
M&S Modern Slim fit trousers (still just about fit me in the thighs, slim on the hips, cut more like a mans trouser, very straight cut).
Although I weigh more than I did a couple of years ago, my bum seems to be shrinking. I bought some Levi jeans about 2 months ago as they actually fitted quite nicely (i.e. over my thighs) and when I went to put them on yesterday, they were hoooooge and all baggy. Previous jeans have always got tighter when washed so not sure how that has happened.
One day I will find jeans that actually fit me. Until then I am holding on to an ancient pair from Old Navy that I bought when I worked for a US airline and bought that kind of thing over there. And living in black M&S treggings or jersey trousers.