*now 'watching' Strictly*
Mrs B keeps telling to shut up.
A couple of years ago I lodged with a school friend and his wife in his mother's house. She had dementia, horrible condition that it is, and they were part of the care thing for her.
Anyway, one evening they persuaded me to watch Strictly. When it was over, his mother, who still retained a Several of Marbles pronounced: "Well it is all bollocks isn't it."
I found myself in agreement.