I went to an onboarding presentation the other day.
Is that like waterboarding but with powerpoint?
You stole the opening line for a course I created ("think of it as waterboarding with Powerpoint"). To my eternal shame, or quite possibly pride, I am responsible for a course entitled
Sales Onboarding 101. On the plus side, it's features a sarcastic stuffed sea otter called Rick. Oddly, that's the only sales training course they've asked me to do.
That said, I am aboard one of our motherships (subdeck 14G), so strictly speaking we are onboarding our minions. Well, we beam them up with the mulderator. You should where we insert knowledge.