Not a very good picture, I know - it was getting dark and I only had my phone. But this prick really fucked me off.
I'm sick and tired of people parking outside the shop at the bottom of my street when there are
always spaces just 50 metres or so up the road. But oh no. This bellend just had to dump his car right on the corner.
It's hard to explain without going into massive detail, but that is so dangerous in the context of the junction in question.
So... Matey boy comes out of the shop just as I'm taking the photo. Bear in mind, he went into the shop
before me and I bought my stuff before him. So the "I'll only be a minute!" bullshit excuse doesn't wash.
Anyway, he starts coming straight at me. I start to get a bit concerned, but then realise if it went noisey, I could take his arse down. I always try and avoid confrontation these days, but just couldn't stop myself on this occassion. I gave him both barrells and he shat himself and drove off.
Whether or not he'll rethink his parking policy, I don't know. But rest assured - I shat a fud right up