The last toilet-roll of our current pack was slightly squashed so that the centre is now elliptical, and it goes bump-bump-bump on the holder rather than unreeling in an orderly manner. Annoying. Between this and Jair Bolsonaro, I don't know what the world is coming to.
Yeah man, spare a though for us Brexit chumps who are going to have to start using dock leaves in the first week of April...
Look on the bright side.
After Brexit we can go back to using Izal Medicated.
(which, by the way has reminded me of when my cousin hosted a French exchange pupil for his 14 year old daughter. The poor French boy was petrified and said nothing all week. His misery was compounded by falling ill with tonsilitis mid-week. He was taken to the doctor, given a prescription, which my cousin duly purchased. However the boy refused to take the pills. In fact the only thing he accepted was a foil pack of Strepsils.
The following day my cousin found one floating in the toilet.
The French, eh.
)
As you were.