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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #800 on: November 26, 2013, 08:57:26 pm »
He is a fucking nutter though.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #801 on: November 27, 2013, 01:56:24 pm »
Ah, but he isn't UKIP any more, is he? 
Apparently not.


I thought I recognized the name, and his constituency.

He's the guy who, at the UKIP party conference, called a group of female delegates "Sluts", isn't he?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #802 on: November 27, 2013, 02:15:14 pm »
Ah, but he isn't UKIP any more, is he? 
Apparently not.


I thought I recognized the name, and his constituency.

He's the guy who, at the UKIP party conference, called a group of female delegates "Sluts", isn't he?
That's the guy.

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« Reply #803 on: November 27, 2013, 02:23:54 pm »
Ah, but he isn't UKIP any more, is he? 
Apparently not.


I thought I recognized the name, and his constituency.

He's the guy who, at the UKIP party conference, called a group of female delegates "Sluts", isn't he?

All this and more besides:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godfrey_Bloom
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #804 on: November 27, 2013, 02:24:40 pm »
Ah, but he isn't UKIP any more, is he? 
Apparently not.


I thought I recognized the name, and his constituency.

He's the guy who, at the UKIP party conference, called a group of female delegates "Sluts", isn't he?

All this and more besides:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godfrey_Bloom

I guess he learnt all that from the "How to be Popular with your Voters 101".

What a dick.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #805 on: November 27, 2013, 02:50:01 pm »
I think Bloom is pioneering a new category.

I posted this in hatler's thread in vroom, it sort-of wrote itself ..... https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=78136.msg1601181#msg1601181

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #806 on: November 27, 2013, 02:53:09 pm »
Worthy of re-posting :thumbsup:
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #807 on: November 27, 2013, 06:10:15 pm »
Charles Saatchi.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #808 on: November 28, 2013, 09:53:47 am »
Charles Saatchi.

On so so many levels, not just because of his violence towards the Domestic Goddess....
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #809 on: November 28, 2013, 09:57:17 am »
Boris Johnson (again)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #810 on: November 28, 2013, 09:58:52 am »
Charles Saatchi.

On so so many levels, not just because of his violence towards the Domestic Goddess....
As I pointed out on Facebork, if I was married to a bell-end like him I'd be wanting to spend my time coked up to the eyeballs too.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #811 on: November 28, 2013, 10:30:24 am »
Npower with particular emphasis on the smug bastard in charge.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #812 on: November 28, 2013, 11:08:21 am »
Charles Saatchi.

On so so many levels, not just because of his violence towards the Domestic Goddess....
As I pointed out on Facebork, if I was married to a bell-end like him I'd be wanting to spend my time coked up to the eyeballs too.

I guess all those who wondered how she managed to lose so much weight, so quickly, need wonder no more :)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #813 on: November 28, 2013, 11:56:32 am »

I guess all those who wondered how she managed to lose so much weight, so quickly, need wonder no more :)

As a weight loss programme, it's not to be sniffed at.


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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #814 on: November 28, 2013, 11:58:21 am »
*snort* ;D
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #815 on: November 28, 2013, 11:59:43 am »
I tried snorting coke once.

The bubbles made me sneeze ....

.... oh you mean the other sort of coke ...

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #816 on: November 28, 2013, 04:00:30 pm »
Phillip Davies. He's also a contender for the title of The Toxic Tory's Toxic Tory.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #817 on: December 05, 2013, 11:53:04 am »
Osbo. I wanted to be the first today… he's bound to come out with some horrible loony claptrap.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #818 on: December 20, 2013, 02:16:31 pm »
The Ugandan Parliament, with particular emphasis on the MP  David Bahati (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-25463942 refers) - remind me, what century is this?  ::-)

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #819 on: January 04, 2014, 01:44:18 pm »
Owen Paterson

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #820 on: January 05, 2014, 02:34:38 pm »

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #821 on: January 09, 2014, 08:50:10 pm »
Fergus and Judith Wilson

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #822 on: January 10, 2014, 02:39:58 pm »
Fergus and Judith Wilson

Perspective on this lovely couple
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At the time of writing (29 August 2013) the Wilsons have not paid £3000 court costs awarded to a gas engineer after they summonsed him for issuing an 'At Risk' notice on a flue at one of their properties that was dangerous and not in line with British Standards. They had tried to claim £5000 from him for making the property unrentable.[13]

So they sued someone for carrying out their professional duty.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #823 on: January 10, 2014, 03:03:01 pm »
Fergus Wilson - the very same nice compassionate and caring chap who owns nearly a thousand rental properties in Kent and is evicting all tenants on benefits, even those not in arrears.

Very nice chap indeed.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #824 on: January 10, 2014, 07:12:10 pm »
Have we had Tulisa Constantdross yet?  Apparently she was once voted FHM's Sexiest Woman Of The Year, which tells you all you need to know about FHM's current readership.  I wouldn't touch her with yours.

As the joke goes,  "Tulisa: sexiest woman in the world?  She wasn't even the sexiest woman in N-Dubz."
Never tell me the odds.