Let us, for a moment, cross the stormy North Twatlantic to consider the case of Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL). Mr Rubio is "devastated" and "saddened" by 2018's 18th school shooting. That's the same Senator Rubio who, in the course of his political career, has received more than three million dollars in donations from the NRA. Natch, he's also said that now is not the time to politicise yadda yadda, and is therefore eminently worthy of a seat high in the pantheon of Official Super-Twats.