Just in case The Bard doesn’t oblige here is a summary of yesterday evening in The Sun, Feering with the EER...
Present: myself (OD), huggy, ted, ‘fandango, jem, bobb.
huggy moaned about the beer.
jem showed off her silky new cycling cap which was something to do with all her world records. I was unable to work out whether she or ‘fandango had matching underwear.
Talking about world records we decided that the only way bobb is going to get any world records is for him to transition into a woman. Apparently these days you just need to fill in a form.
bobb is planning to convert a mahogany desk which once belonged to a supertanker captain into a guitar.
For reasons best known to himself ‘fandango turned up wearing a Star Trek costume.
I’m sure ted has had a haircut, he looked slightly smarter than usual.
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