Returning a parcel is just as much fun.
The Amazons sent me a whiteboard. Plantastic! Except at some point, an elephant had tried to use it as a surfboard. Hey look, new undesirable feature, it folds down the middle.
So, log-on, ask for it be returned. Sure thing, ian! Except they want me to organize the return. Seems a bit annoying as it's not my problem, but #firstworldproblem, it's a couple of minutes with a browser.
Except it's too big for the normal services, so much faff and the prices to courier it back are more than the item. I give up and go back to Amazon, you sort it out. Apparently, the bots don't have that option. Seriously.
OK, I don't want to be the sort of dick who shouts at minions in Faroffland reading a script at corporate gunpoint, so I end up booking a giant parcel at a return cost > item. Some kind of genius, I'm sure, but they'll apparently refund me (plus a gift token for my trouble). One of the options was £145, I was tempted. I presume it gets chauffeured for that.
Palaverama.