Nicholas Hoogstraaten.
Blimey. That's a blast from the past...
"Moving up into second place
Behind Nicholas van Wotsisface
At six foot six and a hundred tons
The undisputed king of the slums
More aliases than Klaus Barbie
The Master Butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
Just about to take the stage
The one and only
Hold the front page"
And in a similar vein, don't forget Peter Rachmann.
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